Tuscon, AZ

75 South

If the Arizona summer heat didn't get to us, this bottle of crap most certainly did! We were on our way from New Orleans to L.A. when we decided to take a night's rest in Tuscon where our good buddy and fellow whiskey slammer Hank took us in. After a long 32 hr. drive we were ready to yeeehhhaaawww! down to the local grocery so we could begin to cook up some gnarly whiskey shits. We were almost let down when we went into the local grocery and couldn't find any cheap whiskey. "Fuck!" we thought, "shoulda stopped in Tempe and picked up some STD's." Good thing were grain alcohol fiends or else we wouldn't have scorned the aisles. Finally we found 75 South, tucked away right next to some Canadian Crest. As appetizing as they both looked, we had to stick to our American heritage and go with the Kentucky brand. Oh! and what a surprise! When we got back to Hanks's, the movie "Speed" was on! Lets get wasted Keanu Reeves! 

Yeeaa... this was an interesting wake-up to say the least. Apparently we went a little buckshit once Manfred Mann's version of "Blinded by the Light" came on the radio. More like blinded by our own vomit. Once the puke hit floor so did we, rolling around in sweet cheap whiskey bliss! Poor Hank's living room... But the best part of the wake-up was most certainly our newly acquired bottle. Fucks Ya's!

Canadian Crest

Its gonna be a righteous rest of the drive to California.

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